lolkingmaster1, TI-84 Plus, an american and I were deployed in the Dust, a deadly free-fire zone in Afghanistan. Recruited by a spec-ops task force, our mission was to prevent the enemy from planting and detonating a 32 megaton nuclear bomb.
What happened after cracked us up real good though. We stopped by an abandoned metro, our usual spot for some casual training. an american and I teamed up against TI and lolkingmaster, but the chaos that ensued made my gut hurt.
We first noticed the lag, a little bit of it too. Then the anti-gravity jump, which made our live-round training far more fun, though a little harder. What I saw afterward however, killed me, literally and figuratively.
TI-84 Plus was running toward me firing his shotgun, but on his back was a... chair? It was so weird I started laughing, and I told him, and out of confusion he and the rest of the crew starting laughing.
The clock read 3:40 a.m, and we could not think straight.
Later on during the fight, I snuck up behind him and realized that the behemoth on his back was not a chair, it was actually his pants! I snorted so loud, alerting TI and he turned around and put me to sleep with a sniper point blank.
Someone gave him a colossal wedgie! XD
I laughed so hard I had to lean out of my chair to take a breath. I told TI, "Bro, you're not wearing your jeans right." I re-spawned and seeked him out once agian, but this time I lost it.
He was stuck in the ceiling... it looked like somebody wedgied him to the ceiling! All four of us laughed so hard. I took a picture of his attire and sent it to him after out training session.
Ah, good times, good times!