lolkingmaster1, TI-84 Plus, an american and I were deployed in the Dust, a deadly free-fire zone in Afghanistan. Recruited by a spec-ops task force, our mission was to prevent the enemy from planting and detonating a 32 megaton nuclear bomb.
What happened after cracked us up real good though. We stopped by an abandoned metro, our usual spot for some casual training. an american and I teamed up against TI and lolkingmaster, but the chaos that ensued made my gut hurt.
We first noticed the lag, a little bit of it too. Then the anti-gravity jump, which made our live-round training far more fun, though a little harder. What I saw afterward however, killed me, literally and figuratively.
TI-84 Plus was running toward me firing his shotgun, but on his back was a... chair? It was so weird I started laughing, and I told him, and out of confusion he and the rest of the crew starting laughing.
The clock read 3:40 a.m, and we could not think straight.
Later on during the fight, I snuck up behind him and realized that the behemoth on his back was not a chair, it was actually his pants! I snorted so loud, alerting TI and he turned around and put me to sleep with a sniper point blank.
Someone gave him a colossal wedgie! XD
I laughed so hard I had to lean out of my chair to take a breath. I told TI, "Bro, you're not wearing your jeans right." I re-spawned and seeked him out once agian, but this time I lost it.
He was stuck in the ceiling... it looked like somebody wedgied him to the ceiling! All four of us laughed so hard. I took a picture of his attire and sent it to him after out training session.
Ah, good times, good times!
Late night video game sessions truly are the best, especially when they start glitching. Being sleep deprived makes literally anything hilarious and it’s almost always worth feeling like a zombie the next morning.
ReplyDeleteOKAY i'm cackling just reading this. God, this post is so intensely relatable and hilarious if you've been through it as a reader. When games start glitching out, that's when the fun begins. There's something beautiful in being so broken.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think the way you write about this video game scenario is really nice and lends itself well to the situation. Nice job!
oh how I wish I had the willpower to stay up late enough to play with you guys. To me, it's these moments of pure euphoria while playing video games that I will forever associate with high school and your post does a wonderful job of conveying this.
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